a vague article illustrating the dangers of artificial intelligence, but only if we use it too much
2025-10-08
paragraph one
start by describing how i used to be great at my craft. use tons of analogies to craftsmanship, whether that be writing, art, coding, or some other form of knowledge work.
paragraph two
state that, despite the title which smacks vaguely of engagement bait about the proliferation of artificial intelligence, that i am in fact not some luddite. no, i think you can apply artificial intelligence judiciously. for extra bona fides, say the ways i have used artificial intelligence in my life—as a ghostwriter, a ghost-coder, a life coach, a wedding planner, to tell my children a bedtime story, or some combination thereof.
paragraph three
now warn about the rise of worker disenfranchisement, rooted in mandates to use artificial intelligence indiscriminately at work. make no attempt to connect technology—which is a politically neutral artifact, after all—to the rise in labor precarity or fascism.
paragraph four
as a bonus, provide examples cribbed from an extensive, meticulous literature review. i am, after all, enlightened. please don’t put in the newspaper that i was a luddite. ignore the mounting tension subtextual to this entire piece: that once you’ve put it all into the blender there is no way to get the fruit back out1.
paragraph five
conclude first by restating how we could have better living through computer science, but only if you heed the author’s grave warning: guns don’t kill people. people kill people with guns. just don’t be a bad apple.
this author loves her blender and uses it all the time to make smoothies. no smoothie can really be that brilliant, to be honest. a lot of it is really just out of necessity—i didn’t want to waste produce—or admittedly, sometimes for the sake of it. just to watch it go. the smoothies are sometimes delicious. but usually it just ends up being… what’s that word?↩︎